Blister Reads the Fine Print in Episode 11

Episode 11: Singing with Elephants

Blister labors to keep Scab and Bile committed to rescuing Muck, Rip, and Spindle. At the same time, he enlists help from zoo director Orville Whitmore and singing elephant Gorgeous George.

For the Curious

Ever wondered why old news anchors spoke in those strange, nasally accents?

Jonathan Strickland explains why in this BrainStuff video!

Take a page from audiobook narrator Matt Haynes and reproduce your favorite song lyrics in a transatlantic accent!

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Use the contact page to tell me what you think will happen next! Know any cow jokes better or worse than these?

What’s the problem with invisible cows?
They’re always *herd* but never seen.

Where do young cows eat lunch?
In a calf-eteria. Their moomies and daddies prefer calfés.

Share your bad jokes and I’ll share them on the next show!

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Special thanks to Roland Rudzitis for serving up the Blister and Muck theme song. Additional music from Kevin McLeod and Monplaisir. Mark DiAngelo brought the wind. reconsider59 rustled the newspaper. Code_box and Thejack288 chimed the news bulletins. Elephant bath time sounds from kyles, craigsmith, MPTsound, bbrocer, and ricexzeeb. FilmmakersManual fired the soap bullets. Daniel Simion crackled the fire. I am always hum*bulled* by the support I receive from my family, friends, and fans. One for one and all for you!

Featured Image: “Elephant takes a bath” by Adam Jones, CC-BY 2.0

By jenmichellemason

Jenny is a story hunter. She has explored foreign countries, canyon mazes, and burial crypts to gather the facts that make good stories. Once, she sniffed a 200-year-old skull...for research purposes. Jenny received an M.Phil from Trinity College Dublin and holds an MFA in Writing for Children and Young Adults from VCFA. She has authored nearly 20 STEM books for young readers. Her inquisitive and funny nonfiction articles have appeared in Mountain Flyer, Cobblestone, and Muse magazines. Jenny also works as a freelance copy writer for nonprofits and small businesses.

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