In Episode 8, Blister Eats His Words

Episode 8: The Two-Way Blade

Blister is caught in a lie so much worse than the hidden pastries that lured wharf rats to the bell tower.

For the Curious

Jokes for Kids from sock puppets?? Yes, please! (Because it’s funny and a tad creepy.)

Who could be more qualified to tell food jokes than a chef?

Kids are no laughing matter…except in this video.

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When you SUBSCRIBE right here at the Blister and Muck headquarters, you’ll know precisely when each new episode airs.

Will we send you urgent buy-now-before-they’re-gone-forever emails for Blister-and-Muck-branded hair care products? Nope. Will we send you a nonstop slew of discount codes for Seltzer and Horchata’s newly released memoir, The Im*peck*ables: Spy Games and True Tales from the World’s Top Tail Feathers? Nope. Even though it currently tops the Blaakrust Times bestseller list…  No, no.

You’ll get a delightful dose of intriguing history or fun facts related to the topics discussed in the episode. On top of that, you also get a free joke.

For instance…

What do you call a flying bagel?

A *plane* bagel.  

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Credits

Special thanks to Roland Rudzitis for serving up the Blister and Muck theme song. Additional music from Komiku, Kevin McLeod, Monplaisir, and John Bartmann.  Creepy sounds [1] [2] from Mike Koenig and Daniel Simon. All other sounds from the public domain. Always at the top of my bestseller list is my family, friends, and fans. One for one and all for you!

Featured Image: Olivia Eats Pumpkin Soup II by Tambako The Jaguar, CC-BY-ND 2.0

By jenmichellemason

Jenny is a story hunter. She has explored foreign countries, canyon mazes, and burial crypts to gather the facts that make good stories. Once, she sniffed a 200-year-old skull...for research purposes. Jenny received an M.Phil from Trinity College Dublin and holds an MFA in Writing for Children and Young Adults from VCFA. She has authored nearly 20 STEM books for young readers. Her inquisitive and funny nonfiction articles have appeared in Mountain Flyer, Cobblestone, and Muse magazines. Jenny also works as a freelance copy writer for nonprofits and small businesses.

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