Episode 7: Showstoppers
Blister and Muck battle cats, animal handlers, and more to seize the stolen panther from Dr. van Sangfreud. Their efforts take some unexpected turns when they enlist help from a chimpanzee troupe. Meanwhile, the circus elephants misunderstand Gorgeous George’s instructions and carry out a show-stopping finale!
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Credits and Kudos
Special thanks to composer Roland Rudzitis for serving up the Blister and Muck theme song. Additional music from Kevin MacLeod and Monplaisir. Many stock sounds were public domain at freesound.org and the soundbible.com. Mike Koenig and Daniel Simon made the scary sounds (1, 2, 3, and 4). Extra special thanks to my family, friends, and fans. One for one and all for you!
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